I really really hate bed head
moves so fresh you revive the dead comics
NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness
"I’ll have what she’s having," I said. I gestured to the woman with diarrhea.
jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons