mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

neat

thepetiteteacup:

who is careless enough to leave their BABY IN THE SUN

thepetiteteacup:

who is careless enough to leave their BABY IN THE SUN

dootlock:

how could you do such a thing

dootlock:

how could you do such a thing

me nd my superwholock gf
me: bb ur hands so cold
gf: that me samanddeaninthetardisat221bfightinglokisarmywithdoctorhanniballector

needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

blackromney:

check out this cool selfie

cool

blackromney:

check out this cool selfie

cool

cradily:

President Luigi, accompanied by Vice President Mario, stand proudly in front of the United States Capitol after successfully conquering the american government and (former) President Obama himself.   22-04-2014.

cradily:

President Luigi, accompanied by Vice President Mario, stand proudly in front of the United States Capitol after successfully conquering the american government and (former) President Obama himself.   22-04-2014.

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

the dude who used this hotel room last left a paper with the wifi password on it so now im connected to the internet and i didnt even have to pay the hotel hell fuckin yeah

egg-tampon:

so i sent a snapchat to my mutuals and

*does a stereotypical tourist pose*

alltiger:

Sisterly And Brotherly Love (by ianmichaelthomas)

alltiger:

Sisterly And Brotherly Love (by ianmichaelthomas)